Pickup Hash

Dickerections:
1. Get beer/cider/hard licker before starting out - Farmers Branch is dry - they don't like to sell alkyhol to those damn fariners, specially to those damn illegal mexeecans.
2. Get on 35E North from the Big D and take Valley View exit going West
3. Go a little ways until you see a sign on the right that says 2015.
Don't pull in there. Pull into the drive just past it that isn't marked but maybe should be. Go straight down the side drive past the tree that's blocking the way and to the back of the building.
3. Park
4. Get out of your car
5. Make small talk to the other hashers
6. Ice down your illegal beverages
7. Wonder when this damn Contra hash is going to start
8. Watch the female hashers get changed in the parking lot
9. Be amazed that there are still people showing up late when you want to start this freaking hash, so you can get the damn thing over with cause you have to go home and get some rest, because you have to work so damn hard the next day at your shitty job and if you're tired and cranky you just might tell your boss to fock uff like you've been wanting to do for a while now. But if you did that then you'd lose your job and have to move in with another hasher who you pretend to like but don't really, but you know if you moved in with them you'd really hate their ass, and some serious sh!t could go down and then you'd be in the pokey, but not for a safety meeting but for some other stupid reason with more serious consequences, when you wish you were in for a safety meeting. So you're so stressed out over all this sh!t that you drink yourself into oblivion at the circle up and when you show up late to work the next day all hungover and your boss gives you some sh!t, you tell him to fock uff.