Happy Hour

Friday June 6th 2008

Scottish Festival & Highland Games

Twilight ends at 9:02 PM CDT

Hey Everyone,
The annual Texas Scottish and Highland Games is this weekend...

Anyone interested in a HH friday night there?

If you've never been before, it is a BLAST!
IT's in Arlington at UTA campus...

THONG!

As G.M. I say "Scottish Festival" is the HH Friday nite!
Drink fine beer in a kilt!
Fondle a fine Harriette!
Drink more fine Beer!
Throw a sheep over your shoulder!
Drink another ale of choice!!
Take advantage of the Harriette or sheep of choice!
Leave the award winning sheep for Big Gulp!
Console Ewe F#*ker for being #2 in the sheep buggering!
Drink yet again a fine ale!
Eat a Scottish egg!
Throw up a Scottich egg!
Drink a shot of Scotch!
Look under Hog Straddler's kilt (of course, to be amazed by the most incredible penis of all time) just ask Pork Me Now!
Have one more drink while you think about going to the Dallas Hash on Sat. evening @ 6:30 hared by Pork Me NOW!!!
Go to the Hash on Saturday!

Sounds like a great plan to me!!!

ON-ON
Hog

From Interstate 30 (North of UTA), Exit Fielder Road and head south. Turn left at Mitchell Street. Once you are on Mitchell Street, the first right is into the Maverick Stadium parking lot.


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